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Why is it when
some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the
directions say do not turn upside down? |
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Do
bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo? |
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What
if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to
go? |
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If
anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible? |
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What
does OK actually mean? |
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How do
you handcuff a one-armed man? |
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If
someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf,
so what do you call people who can't smell? |
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Can you blow a balloon up under water? |
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How do
they get those boats in those glass bottles? |
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Why is
it called a TV set when there is only one? |
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If
it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold
tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? |
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Can
you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time? |
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? |
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If an
atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? |
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If you
had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see? |
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Can
people who cannot speak burp? |
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Why
isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa |
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beans,
and all beans are a vegetable? |
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Why do
we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? |
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Why is
a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a
race car not called a racist? |
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Why is
it called a "building" when it is already built? |
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Why is
it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down
the volume on the radio? |
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Why is
Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto? |
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Did
they have antiques in the olden days? |
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Can blind people see their dreams? |
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Why do
most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally
can't go that fast on any road? |
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If
there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule? |
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Are
zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes? |
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How
come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter? |
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If
corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
then what is baby oil made from? |
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If
mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? |
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Do
movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark
scene? |
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If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees
outside, no one is comfortable? |
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If
scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time,
wouldn't we now be seeing people from the future? |
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How
come only car keys are the only keys with teeth on both sides? |
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Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number? |
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If you went back in time and killed your mother would you disappear the moment
you killed her? |
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If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? |
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Can
you cry under water? |
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When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger
releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of
your hand? |
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If no one buys a ticket to a movie, does the movie still play? |
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If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call? |
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Do ducks sneeze? |
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If a fire truck was on its way to a fire and it passes another fire,
which fire would it go to? |
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What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called?
How does Santa get into a house that doesn't have a chimney? |
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If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? |
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Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when
he doesn't usually wear any pants? |
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What should one call a male ladybird? |
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Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? |
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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do
the other trees make fun of it? |
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If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? |
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? |
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If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a
lemon called a yellow? |
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If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there
locks on the doors? |
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If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on
your radio would you be able to hear it? |
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If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland called Holes? |
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If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? |
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If you take a shower, where do you put it? |
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Can you grow birds by planting birdseed? |
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What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious? |
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What do sheep count when they can't sleep? |
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What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? |
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Why are there never any artist's materials in a drawing room? |
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Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting? |
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Why aren't there bulletproof pants? |
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How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter? |
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Did they have antiques in the olden days? |
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Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes? |
|
•
Can blind people see their dreams? |
|
•
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to
that rule? |
|
•
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130
when you legally can't go that fast on any road? |
|
•
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? |
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Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million
stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's
wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure? |
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How does Santa get into a house that doesn't have a chimney? |
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If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them
to go? |
|
•
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the
shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants? |
|
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What should one call a male ladybird? |
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Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? |
|
•
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do
the other trees make fun of it? |
|
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If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? |
|
•
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? |
|
•
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a
lemon called a yellow? |
|
•
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there
locks on the doors? |
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If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on
your radio would you be able to hear it? |
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If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland called Holes? |
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If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? |
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If you take a shower, where do you put it? |
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Can you grow birds by planting birdseed? |
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What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious? |
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What do sheep count when they can't sleep? |
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What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? |
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Why are there never any artist's materials in a drawing room? |
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Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting? |
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Why aren't there bulletproof pants? |
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Do cows drink milk? |
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If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down
to the core of the earth? |
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Since we see little birdies when we just get knocked out, what
do little birdies see when they just get knocked out?? |
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If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs
someone over, does it stop to help him? |
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Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? |
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Don't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their
"practice" ? |
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Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary? |
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If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered
a bank robbery? |
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Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand? |
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Can good looking Eskimo girls be called hot? |
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What's the opposite of opposite? |
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If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why
practice? |
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Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? |
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If you died with braces on would they take them off? |
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